-Father, as I was born?
-Very well, my son.
We had to have this conversation one day. I'll tell you a little story:
Your mother and I met in a chat on the net. Dad made an interface with Mom in a cybercafé and just plugged in the bathroom. To follow, she made some downloads on my joy stick and, when everything was ready for file transfer, We discovered that there was not any kind of firewall Us.
As it was too late to give the esc, just uploading anyway and, nine months later, You were born.
You will understand this modern world! >|
